I can NOT stand the girl on the bachelorette, but P and I watch every Monday night to see how annoying she can be (Bentley, Bentley, Bentley).
Once JP proposed to Ashley,
P: "great...now they are going to have sex all day"
Me: "what does sex mean?"
P: "when married people kiss"
While watching the finale, I see P logging into ABC.com.
P: I can't find the 'Apply' button.
Frankie (bird heaven)