beemer and steamer

I splurged on myself and bought a new car!!!  The last time I bought a new car was in my late 20's...so it's time to live a little!  I bought the smallest in their SUV line (2014 BMW X1 s28i).

Paula and Nic are already fighting over who would get this car in 10 years. 

SIDE NOTE:  a little research tells me that "beemer" should be spelled "bimmer"

Definitions:
Bimmer - proper accepted slang for BMW cars. Most people don't know this.
Beamer/Beemer - proper accepted slang for BMW motorcycles. You will hear this term used incorrectly by many people.
Bummer - When you get a speeding ticket.
Bitter - Another German car. Very rare; hand built.

AND last week I bought the most amazing steam cleaner....the pictures will speak for itself:

BEFORE: Look at the grout

AFTER: BAM!

COMPARISON: You can see the grout side by side. I steam cleaned the left side while the right side was how it looked for years.....ewe!! We had no idea that it was THAT dirty.

A friend of mine was complaining that her boyfriend hired a hot Brazilian housekeeper which is causing her a lot of grief...my advice to her is to get a super duper awesome steamer and clean her house herself! 

Loving my new toys!   Life is so GOOOOOOD right now.